Mr Harpreet Singh Gulati is traveling from Moscow to Turban Pore [Capital of
Khalistan] by Kithe Pacific.
Seated besides him is Gary Kasparov. Gary asks him whether he would like to
play chess to kill time.
Gulati : "Oye Gar(r)y. You think I don't know who U are?. I can't
compete with a world champion"
Gary : "How about if I play left handed ?"
Gulati : [Think.. Think..] "OK!"
Gulati is demolished in 4 moves... and is very upset through-out the rest of
the journey. On landing he meets his friend Manpreet Singh.
Gulati : Hey! U know what! I played Chess with Gary Kasparov and he defeated
me in spite of him playing left-handed...
Manpreet : Oye ullu-de pathey!! He sure did fool you!! U know what!! Gary IS