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Sardarji Short Jokes 2 - Sardarji Jokes

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1. Ek dost ne sardar se poocha "yaar tu hamesha foreign channel kyon 
dekhta rehta." 
Sardar "yaar kuch bijli unki bhi kharcha hone do." 

2. Four hightech sardar inventions: 
---Waterproof towel 
---Solar powered torch 
---Book on how to read 
---Pedal powered wheel chair. 

3. Why did sardar cut the sides of the capsule before taking it? 

Guess what ---To avoid side effect!!! 

4. Sardar ke bagiche me bahut pedh the. Sardar ne naukar se bola pedho 
ko pani dal. Naukar bola "sahib barish ho rahi hai" sardar : abe budhu 
chatri pakdke dal na". 

5. Man:sardarji where were u born? 
sardarji: punjab. 
man: which part. 
Sardar: oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body is born in punjab oye". 

6. Lawyer to sardar: Gita pe haath laga kar kaho ke 
---Sardar :yeh kya, sita pe haath lagaya to court me bulaiya. Ab fir 
gita pe haath. 

7. Ek teacher ne sardar se puchha 
"akal badhi ya bhais " 
Sardar bola "sir pehle date of birth to batao". 

8. Why was sardarji writing the exam near the door bcoz it was an 
entrance exam. 

9. Banta's son: dad there is some one on the door 2 collect donations for 
a swimming pool. 
Banta: give him a glass of water. 

10.Santa: I am a proud sardar, my son is in medical college. 
Banta: really what is he studying? 
santa: he is not studying they r studying him.