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Four Sardarji Business - Sardarji Jokes

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There were 4 sardars in Mumbai. They decided to start 
a business. They had a lot of discussions on the type 
of business and finally decided to start a hotel. They 
selected the best of locations and cooks and built the 
hotel. The hotel was inaugrated and was awaiting its 
first customer. The sardars waited and waited but 
nobody turned up. The story was the same the next day. 

A week passed but nobody turned up. WHY ? 

-B'coz there 

was a sign at the entrance "Visitors not allowed" 

After the failure of their hotel they decided to start 
an auto garage. They bought the best of car servicing 
equipments and soon started the garage. The 4 sardars 
waited that day for the first car to arrive butno car 
entered their garage. WHY ? 

B'coz their garage was on the first floor. 

After this failure they decided to fall back on the 
good old taxi driving. They bought a new Premier 
Padmini running on CNG and began to look for 
passengers. They drew past Church Gate but nobody 
hailed their taxi. They went to Nariman point yet 
nobody hailed their taxi. They drove to Chatrapati 
Shivaji Terminus, even there nobody hailed their taxi. 
In desperation they kept on driving all around Mumbai 
but alas no one hailed their taxi. WHY ? 

B'coz all the four sardars were sitting in the taxi. 

All the 4 sardars were very disgusted with their naseeb an 
decided to push their taxi into the sea at Marine Lines. 
They started pushing their taxi. They pushed the whole 
day and were very exhausted but the taxi did not move 
even an inch. They decided to rest for the night and 
start the next day. The next day the story repeated 
itself. The taxi just wouldnt move. They pushed for a 
whole week but the taxi wouldnt budge. WHY ? 

B'cos two sardarjis were pushing from front and two from behind 

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