POSSIBLE SLOGANS FOR PROMOTING NATIONAL CONDOMM WEEK
over your stump before you hump
before you attack her, wrap your wacker
don't be silly, protect your willy
don't be a loner, cover your boner
you can't go wrong if you shield your dong
if you won't sack it, then go home and wack it
if you think she is spunky, cover your monkey
it will be sweeter if you wrap your peter
if you slip between thighs, be sure to condomize
she won't get sick if you wrap your dick
if you go into heat, package your meat
when undressing venus, wrap up your penis
never deck her with an unwrapped pecker
wrap in foil before checking her oil
especially in december, gift-wrap your member
don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool
the right selection, check your erection
a crank with armor will never harm her
when in doubt, shroud your spout.
Sources say: A Girl's Guide To Condoms
-- by Mimi Coucher
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