Carlos calls his boss in the morning:
Ey, boss i not come work today I really sick. I got headache, stomach
ache, my legs hurt I not come work.
The boss says:
You know Carlos I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my
wife and tell her to give me a blowjob. That makes me feel better and I
can go to work. You should try that.
2 hours later Carlos calls:
Boss, I did what you said and I feel great, I'll be at work soon. And by
the way, you got nice house.