A traveller pulls into a hotel around midnight and asks the clerk for a single
room. As the clerk fills out the paperwork, the man looks around and sees a
gorgeous blonde sitting in the lobby. He tells the clerk to wait while he
disappears into the lobby. After a minute he comes back, with the girl
on his arm.
"Fancy meeting my wife here," he says to the clerk. "Guess I'll need a double
room for the night." Next morning, he comes to settle his bill, and finds
the amount to be over $3000.
"What's the meaning of this?" he yells at the clerk. "I've only been here
"Yes," says the clerk, "but your wife has been
here for three weeks."