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COBOL Cruddy Obsolete Boring Old Language
BASIC Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control
EMACS Escape Meta Alt Control ShiftEight Megs And Continually Swapping
ISDN It Still Does Nothing
JPEG Joyful Pictures of Exposed Genitals
MPEG Motion Prediction by Educated Guessing
SCSI System Can't See It
DOS Defunct Operating System
IBM I Blame Microsoft
DEC Do Expect Cuts
CD-ROM Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months
OS/2 Obsolete Soon, Too.
WWW World Wide Wait
APPLE Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
MACINTOSH Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs
PCMCIA People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms